Sith_Lord

Jeff Matthews is WRONG! There is NO disclosure issue at Overstock.

2005-09-19T14:54:00.000-07:00

There is no disclosure issue at Overstock.Com.

Patrick is the most transparent CEO in North America.

You can see right through him.

Sith

Patrick and his pause that refreshes - he gets advice from THE CLASH

2005-09-16T16:15:00.000-07:00

Elevator! Going up!
In the gleaming corridors of the 51st floor
The money can be made if you really want some more
Executive decision-a clinical precision
Jumping from the windows-filled with indecision
I get good advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
Koke adds life where there isn't any
So freeze, man, freeze
It's the pause that refreshes in the corridors of power
When top men need a top up long before the happy hour
Your snakeskin suit and your alligator boot
You won't need a launderette, you can send them to the vet!
I get my advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
Koke adds life where there isn't any
So freeze, man, freeze
Koka Kola advertising and kokaine
Strolling down the Broadway in the rain
Neon light sign says it
I read it in the paper-they're crazy!
Suit your life, maybe so
In the White House-I know
All Over Berlin (they've been doing it for years)
And in Manhattan!
Coming through the door is a snub nose 44
What the barrel can't snort it can spatter on the floor
Your eyeballs feel like pinballs
And your tongue feels like a fish
You're leaping from the windows-saying don't
Ayaiiiiirrrghhh! *@!!*@!!*!
Don't give me none of this!
I get good advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
Koke adds life where there isn't any
So freeze, man, freeze
Hit the deck!

I am reading "Death in a fishbowl"

2005-09-15T13:53:00.000-07:00

About my darling Stormy who, according to this book, was never an exotic dancer...

It tells me that the Salt Lake City Police Department Homicide Squad have a t-shirt. On that shirt is a sketch of a skull wearing a SLCPD baseball cap and dark sunglasses.

The caption.

SLCPD Homicide Squad: Our day begins when your ends.

Overstock.Com's day will end too - and I will give prizes (a lifetime supply of evil) for the person that comes up with the best t-shirt.

Your friendly (malevolent) Sith Lord

The Sith Lord explains the problem of evil

2005-09-14T01:18:00.000-07:00

“Am I willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then I am impotent.

Am I able, but not willing?

Then I am malevolent.

Am I both able and willing? Whence then is evil?”

Ok - guys - malevolent is right.

Voldemort

The problem of evil

2005-09-13T21:18:00.000-07:00

Is that it happens to someone else.

The Master Manipulator can fix this.

Leave your email address and evil can happen to you too!

The Sith Lord accepts a short squeeze

2005-09-13T00:24:00.000-07:00

Stock up 10%. I am long now. When it goes down again I will be short.

There are certain advantages to being a master manipulator.

Come back Stormy.

The Sith Lord organizes a hurricane

2005-08-28T18:40:00.000-07:00

I came up a bit short on Stinger missiles so I organized a big, warm, wet wind.

I haven't managed to blow Patrick away yet.

Come back for the real storms, Stormy.

Voldemort

Patrick Byrne already owns 100% of overstock

2005-08-24T15:43:00.000-07:00

See this quote:

If so - all he needs to do is insist on delivery. The shares will have to be delivered by brokers. If they are not he can just sue the brokers.

Q. Let's be honest. You know more than one billionaire, and you say that you, family, and friends already own an enormous piece of Overstock. Why not just avoid the hassles of the public market, give shareholders the $77-ish per share that your lawsuit suggests the stock is worth, and take it private?

A. We did. About 100% of the shares are owned by family, friends, and a handful of institutions (I don't know for sure). The problem is, there exists an additional 3%-70% of the company in electronically counterfeited shares scattered throughout the system. Why pay to buy up counterfeit shares?

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Now the Sith Lord wants to know why he is suing my underlings? Why not just sue Merrills or Morgan?

Or maybe Merrills and Morgan are the Master Manipulators - the initials are the same. Get it?

Sith Lord

The Sith Lord likes Novastar

2005-08-24T04:51:00.000-07:00

Nah - SUPERNOVA FINANCIAL. That will create the best bang since the big one.

Might even scare MR B.

Sith the MM

Stinger Missiles

2005-08-20T00:06:00.000-07:00

Where are they when I need them?

Mr B knows my secret - to quote:

"Kevin Ingram was a prominent fellow in the late 1990’s in Wall Street. He left Wall Street, started a dot com. I think it was crashing. He got caught attempting to sell Stinger missiles or obtain Stinger missiles for some Pakistani ISI agent, who turned out to be undercover feds. In fact, he agreed to work on obtaining a nuclear trigger for them. So he went to the pen for a few years. He’s out now and he’s basically a gopher for some of these folks..."

Now Underling Matthews is on a slippery, oily slope I need some heavy hitters like Ingram.

Sith

Back on game NOW

2005-08-19T16:21:00.000-07:00

Comrade Matthews is blogging about OIL.

The world can run out of oil but it is NOTHING if Mr B keeps Stormy.

Get back on message.

Sith Lord

I am horrified

2005-08-18T02:56:00.000-07:00

At underling Jeff Matthews.

He has withdrawn his suggestion that Stormy was an exotic dancer and I have amended my profile accordingly.

I apologise unreservedly for ever thinking that Stormy was an exotic dancer.

So sorry Stormy darling.

But remember - you sure look exotic to me.

Sith Lord

Aveda Kedavra

2005-08-17T14:55:00.000-07:00

But you underlings. No unforgiveable curses from you. You don't have the skill.

To the underlings

2005-08-16T15:03:00.000-07:00

It is time to redouble our efforts. The CEO is drunk and the O is down. Bash, scam get in Laura and George and we can take this guy down.

Its time to get my Stormy back!

Give it to me Stormy baby

2005-08-16T06:07:00.000-07:00

I am the Sith Lord and I want you back!

Yes I am the Sith Lord

2005-08-15T14:16:00.000-07:00

I pay bashers. I control Rocker and Eisinger and Herb and Cohodes and Matthews and all them pawns.

I am the future of Overstock and I want it now.

Now darling Stormy - are you coming home?

Sith